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If Insects Were Bigger… Life Would Be Terrifying!

funny pictures history - If Insects Were Bigger... Life Would Be Terrifying!
In 1910, a British tabloid called “The Strand Magazine” ran an alarming feature titled “If Insects Were Bigger,” inserting photographs of ordinary English insects into contemporary Edwardian street scenes.

Author J.H. Kerner-Greenwood wrote:

It is true we are still molested by hordes of wild animals of bloodthirsty propensities. These wild animals only lack the single quality–namely, that of size–to render them all-powerful and all-desolating, and this quality they have not been able to attain owing to the lack of favouring conditions.

With earthly conditions favoring humans rather than insects, let’s take a look at Kerner-Greenwood’s terrifying world that might have been, if insects were bigger…

funny pictures history - If Insects Were Bigger... Life Would Be Terrifying!
Terrible Attack by a Larva of the Puss-Moth at Covent Garden.

funny pictures history - If Insects Were Bigger... Life Would Be Terrifying!
The Araneus Diadema Spider Descends Upon Trafalgar Square.

funny pictures history - If Insects Were Bigger... Life Would Be Terrifying!
Fierce Onslaught by an Earwig in St. James’s Street.

funny pictures history - If Insects Were Bigger... Life Would Be Terrifying!
A Dragon-Fly Captures an Unsuspecting Four-Wheeler in Liverpool.

funny pictures history - If Insects Were Bigger... Life Would Be Terrifying!
Exploits of a House-Fly at the Bank of England.

funny pictures history - If Insects Were Bigger... Life Would Be Terrifying!
A Leviathan Grasshopper’s Arrival in Princes Street, Edinburgh.

funny pictures history - If Insects Were Bigger... Life Would Be Terrifying!

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  1. The Little Myrmidon says:

    Actually, conditions on earth are pretty favorable to most insects. It isn’t size that has caused them to survive, but their huge quantities.

  2. Steve Polychronopolous says:

    British people are really short!

  3. Neil R says:

    Thought these were stills from a Bert Gordon movie

  4. Hapqy says:

    I can discern as much from some of the hatching, and by having a long acquaintance with such exaggerations.

  5. Karen says:

    These are hysterical! Can you imagine the sales pitch of the creator to the editor? “So, I’ve got this idea for a series of terrifying photo manipulations…”

    Thanks for posting these, they’re great!

  6. SpudTater says:

    Waiting for “Texas” comments.

  7. Capt. Obvious says:

    Waiting for the “climate change evidence” comments…

  8. LeeP says:

    Texas? Hmph. Try Australia. Our bugs are bigger, faster and nastier. We have to use FA-18s to take down blowflies. Still waiting on the B2 and a few crates of Durandals to make a start on the bull-ant problem.

  9. LREKing says:

    The Strand was not really a tabloid, either physically or content-wise.

    http://www.strandmag.com/hist.htm

  10. Pooka says:

    For that first still… try Canada. Canadian mosquitoes are the size of cats, I’ve seen with my own eyes….

  11. Gilbert says:

    Okay so that’s what happens when England gets too close to Japan.


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